tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

Tom Norman

to "tom norman" something is to widly exaggeate something or to get the wrong end of the stick.

For example "I was out with my mates at and we was like hurricane katrina wasnt that bad, for white people at least..." would be classic case of tom norman-ing.

by nomanan October 8, 2018

Tom Dempsey

Biggest flop in south-east, biggest bitch snitches on everyone

You see that gimp right there, yeah thats tom dempsey

by tdemomzna April 13, 2020

Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist

Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.

by Urban TDog February 7, 2023

Tom

he likes to fuck my mother and i don’t like it

Tom: mm mother

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Tom

Is more godly than Aidan, no-one is more godly

Tom is a god

by Tommyboi715 November 25, 2020

Tom Girardi

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi

by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021