titties con carne

When you pour chile w/meat on a girls chest and then titty fuck them.

I gave Krista a titties con carne

by TheManTheMythTheLegend November 2, 2003

Dairy Queen Titties

When you pour hot wax on a girl's titties so they look like dipped Dairy Queen cones

"I heard she had some Dairy Queen titties last night"

by LarryB2015 June 6, 2015

Handled Like Titties

The task at hand was dealt with.

Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."

Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."

Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"

by Verses 11:48 June 18, 2011

churn titty butter

When you cum on a girl's tits whilst she is lactating into a butter churn. You then proceed to churn the breast milk into butter with your dick.

I hear you and your wife just had a kid. Have you tried to churn titty butter yet?

by tiddybutter May 13, 2018

Paper bag titties

Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.

Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.

by scott322 November 22, 2013

Long titty suck

The act of suckling on titties for a long period of time. Typically 15 mins. However, certain circumstances allow for up to 30mins.

Bob went to the nudie bar and gave a long titty suck to an exotic dancer. But because of his outward appearance and charm, he was allowed an additional 15mins at no additional charge, totaling only $130 in cost!

by Defectedambassadors February 18, 2017

Titty tilt-a-whirl

A titty tilt-a-whirl is a sex move where a female wears a strap on and the male sits on it and spins on it, while his erect penis hits her tits.

Sarah was fucking up mikey with a titty tilt-a-whirl, and he lost it!

by Daniel (aka Britney) February 11, 2019