by dogfucker71893 December 29, 2023
Get the Kanye West mug.Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
by Iamtotallynotashark March 9, 2024
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You are super cute, friendly and trustworthy. You can be a bit clumsy or a crackhead sometimes, but people do love that energy of yours. They also hype you up at parties, because you can dance but you are shy around that many people. Hiking and going on adventures is now a daily routine for you. Enjoy your life now!
You are super cute, friendly and trustworthy. You can be a bit clumsy or a crackhead sometimes, but people do love that energy of yours. They also hype you up at parties, because you can dance but you are shy around that many people. Hiking and going on adventures is now a daily routine for you. Enjoy your life now!
Only real ones are named West.
Bring West to the party too! Buddy is always lit!!
Aww, West you are such a sweet girl. Thank you for this beautiful present!
Bring West to the party too! Buddy is always lit!!
Aww, West you are such a sweet girl. Thank you for this beautiful present!
by thegirlnextdoor_72 June 3, 2020
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Get the Goin' West mug.Your typical Texas redneck idiot that is in love with guns, drives a big truck, smokes Marlboro Reds, and still flies the Rebel Flag. May also inbreed.
by Mr. Fart Stink January 23, 2019
Get the John West mug.One of the smartest, funniest, sexiest BIG Booty Italian bitches that you will ever meet! She loves dick more than anything and can suck the nut out of a man and have it down her throat and in her belly before his vision clears! She’s known as a unicorn, mainly because there’s always a errect horn somewhere in her vicinity, but also because she’s a tough one to pin down. (The trick is fooling her into using cuffs and shackles BDSM style blind fold and ball gag as well, the works, then once you have gotten her where you want her you remove the blind fold and then BOOM! Tell her she’s just been JOJO’d!) (or the more common goddess of road head JoJoing)
Bro I met a chick at the bar last night , and took her to my place but on the way there idk what happen, I was driving and next thing I know my eyes were crossed and I couldn’t see. I came to with my pants undone and feeling AMAZING! Dude, you met JoJo West! You got JoJo’d!! Lucky bastard.
by BeenaboutitBro April 20, 2024
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