French Eiffel Tower

When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.

Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!

by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022

French Lady’s Nose

The flavor and taste of wine drunk from a bottle that has been used by a woman to masturbate.

This Pinot has notes of Cherry, leather and a lovely musky overtone of French Lady’s Nose. Merci Monique!

by JayAddie May 2, 2023

Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.

We will Pay you to make French onion soup

by achaemenid November 23, 2020

French fromage booty

A nice butt on a woman, usually French.

"Damn, dude! That girls got some serious French fromage booty!"

by SDanger September 12, 2017

French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.

I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.

by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024

French fry

The French way to roast someone!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*

by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023

French Hickey

You know how a French Kiss is a kiss using the tongue? This is a hickey using a guillotine.

Guy 1: Remind me again how Marie Antoinette died?
Guy 2: French Hickey

by dumb smarto December 1, 2022