taco ass

juicy shit that sticks in your butt cheeks after a juicy fart

man that spicy food gave me taco ass

by clark york June 10, 2008

Taco Tuesday

Definition: To shit in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: "You ever "Taco Tuesday" anyone?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

Taco Tuesday

The act of folding a burning hot pizza in half like a taco, and having sexual intercourse with the searing hot cheese, marinara, and crust until you experience second degree burns on your genitalia, only to proceed to consume the mangled smegma filled pile of seamen and dough.

"See you later Jim, I'm going home and having me a nice Taco Tuesday!"

by NiggaMcnigginz December 27, 2017

tijuana taco

the act of taking a taco shell and you shit in it and then jizz in it (melted cheese) and make the girl have her period on it as (taco sauce) then you share a delightful meal together.

dang i left a mess when i had my tijuana taco last night

by sir cums alot April 14, 2011

taco x2

a girl with a large vagina; twice the size of normal

Dude, your girlfriend has a large taco x2!

by l0ngb0arder December 20, 2005

Taco Fest

its when there is alot of women are in an area. It kinda of like a sausage fest but not lame.

This party is awesome!!! It was a total Taco Fest!!!!

by punny person September 22, 2011

toledo taco

The man jacks the female in the face until the blood drips down between her boobs. Then, the man titty fucks her, with his dick acting as the "beef", then he ejaculates and smears it around(acting as the "cheese"). Then finally, the "secret ingredient" is added when you turn over and take a shit. Then, of course, you re-add your beef.

After work, I came home to my trailer and my dirty mexican wife was screwing my boss. I then kicked his ass and gave that bitch the Toledo Taco.

by Jay 419 September 22, 2006