Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.

Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024

Pickle-Juiced

Being pranked and getting injured and/or traumatized from said prank

Man, he was pickle-juiced by that prankster

by Honestlymylifeisamess May 21, 2018

nickel pickle

To put it simply, a male prostitute

#1 - Wow, that guy is such a nickel pickle.

#2 - Dude, James totally has a nickel pickle.

by sheldon_o December 21, 2018

Clit Pickle

When a girl poops into a green condom and then freezes it. She then uses it as a dildo, and puts it in a jar with other poop filled condoms that she stores for the future.

Did you see Jenny’s clit pickle collection? There was like 15.

by Vapegod1236969 October 3, 2017

pickle

A big round thing that girls and boys suck.

Person1:can I have a pickle

Person2:Sure
Person1: OK *takes off body*+a3

by Your Mooom June 11, 2018

Dill pickle trip

When, post-sex, you stand up, try to pull your pants up and unfortunately it doesn't go above your erection and you trip and fall on your dick.

Did you hear Josephi had a Dill Pickle Trip at Igor's party last night?

by Llama66 October 13, 2019

pickled

Marinated like a pickle; one has become soured by colonialism--otherwise known as a "contaminated redskin"

N8TV 1: "I did Boy Scouts!"
N8TV 2: "Fuck, you're pickled"

by i<3inc April 18, 2022