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Matthew Hazard

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard
by Fat knob master November 23, 2021
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Matthew

A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.
"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"
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Matthew

Matthew is a persons who likes to give head
Matthew likes to give head to Roy
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Matthew

If you encounter any certain Matthew in your life.You will have great fortune and live a peaceful,happy life with your lover (Matthew) and have healthy kids.Matthew is so sexy when you encounter them that your eyes burst of tears
I love Matthew I wish he could be my husband.
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A bi polar kid that’s sexist and has anger issues :)
Matthew is a try hard
by spittin facts doe May 19, 2020
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Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.
Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did
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matthew

matthews have blue eyes. they have the nicest brown curly hair. all the girls fall for matthew but he will only ever love one girl. one girl he loves is more special to him than any girl ever. he loves one girl.

matthew isnt good at staying in relationships but if he is with the right girl then he can stay in a relationship. he would never cheat on a girl ever. he always tells the girl he loves that he loves her and if he likes her then he wont say i love you.
boy: matthew told me yesterday kaylee and him said i love you.
girl: i am so jealous of them together they’re so cute
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