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Internet Tapir

A person messing up everything when and after hanging around for days in the internet-
"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"
by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019
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Internet Stan

The equivalent of Satan with downs syndrome online, normally uses offensive memes, assumes genders and can't spell correctly
"Dude that guy in the chat is a fucking internet Stan"
by KAScorpion July 7, 2016
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piadas da net (internet jokes)

1-Used to describe a form of comic that can assume diverse forms like images, videos, etc. and is diffused through the social networks whose access is realized through Internet.
2-a variation of the term "meme"generally used by people over 50 used mostly in Portuguese-speaking countries
boy 1- eu realmente gosto desta pagina de Facebook, ela partilha piadas da net (internet jokes) muito engraçadas
boy 2 -não te atrevas a chamar memes ,"piadas da net (internet jokes)" de novo ,eles são a joia da internet e devem ser tratados como tal
by winterwyanamelody June 24, 2018
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internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.
"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.
by iLoveBroccoll June 9, 2022
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The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016
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Internet

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.
The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"
by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016
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Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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