machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.

Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.

by Saint Mantooth December 12, 2017

Russian water gun

When a guy poops liquid diarrhea into a woman's vagina, and she squirts it out onto the man

Jordan: Andrew, me and my girl just had some kinky ass sex last night, and i finished her off with a Russian water gun and some mexican pancakes
Andrew: WTF

by thatytdude November 15, 2023

Young guns and old timers

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot

Their staff is full of young guns and old timers

by tracknation66 August 13, 2025

mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 4, 2014

water gun

water is bad for you if you drink it you could die

water is bad for you when you put it in your mouth,including a water gun

by justing water December 14, 2021