messi is the goat

“messi is the goat” is a way for people to freely express their 1940s-germany-like sentiments without being judged

every time i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is nazi propaganda

by jimmy john’s July 01, 2024

messi is the goat

messi is the goat is common way for people to express the same sentiments as germany did during the second world war

everytime i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is hh.

by jimmy john’s July 01, 2024

goat wrangler

a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.

holy shit i smashed that chick like a goat wrangler on heat!

by brodiedingo19 February 24, 2012

Goat head

The act of receiving head from the back while their nose pegs you and once you are near ejaculation they slap ur nuts which makes you scream like a goat.

Yooo a hooker offered me some goat head you have to try it.

by Fredricj May 04, 2025

turning an old Volvo into a goat

the main event at a Bay Area play party

We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.

by Frauleinbird December 08, 2018

goat faking

When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.

Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"

You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "

by wadeydube May 24, 2024

nick goat

nicholas penn is the goat he will fuck your bitch

bro watch out for nick goat

by nick goat July 12, 2019