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sandwich statement

a comment made that does not pertain to anything intelligent.
"so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement
by dicklick101 October 24, 2009
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northern state

they were drunk when they built the northern state parkway. traffic all day everyday. pot holes galore, a bitch to drive on the end!

oh and the on and off ramps suck you could go into the woods.
Yo man what road is this?
Its the northern state parkway dude.
Well this road sucks its too windy.
by the dananator August 28, 2010
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Southwestern states nationalist movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states in the southwestern states an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.

There are two factions to the movement. The left wing faction is make up mostly of hispanics who resent the mistreatment that they get in the US because of there language and race when they only come here to find a better life for themselves and there families.
It is also associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom movement and the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes that the US interferes too much in peoples personal liver and taxes them to death ect.
lets all support the southwestern states nationalist movement.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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Douchonic State

The constant state of being a douche.
Man, Fred has been in such a douchonic state this past week!
by General Douchington January 26, 2011
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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 9, 2011
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The State Game

A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.

Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.

3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."

"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
by ASUASUASU October 26, 2012
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screwballishe starengazers

American-German word meaning Astronomers. Probably came up after WW II when imported German scientists influenced the scientific language with such creations as "blinkenlichten" and "springenschnappen"
Those screwballishe starengazers - they work at night and sleep all day.
by Hardyconfused January 24, 2013
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