Colorado brownie pants

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.

"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."

"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."

by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016

sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018

painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

Dead mans pants

Simply, vintage jeans

Alright Andy, are youbuying those dead mans pants?" "Why not hey, don't care if they came straight of the corpse la." "But there fucking red lid!!! You look a twat

by birko23 March 26, 2011

Fla fla pants

Really ugly colorful stay at home pants

Hey look at Peter shoveling his driveway this morning in his fla fla pants hahaha!

by killoco January 18, 2020

Fancy Blue Pants

a white Spanish man who can solve a rubik's cube and plays with blocks

you know fancy blue pants OMG i wish i could be him #DREAM

by Kyle urban August 23, 2016

creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.

Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!

by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017