Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"

"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"

by DomSaidHi September 28, 2023

got ubered

When a self-driving car kills you.

Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!

by texans_are_gay April 11, 2018

Got Waxed

When someone sells you candle wax instead of crack - you got waxed!

*Tryna buy crack in the skid row of Vancouver, and finally finds somebody and they pull it out their mouth and hand it to you*
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”

Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”

*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*

Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*

Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”

by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

gotted

When you kill someone as Gangplank they are not dead,they are gotted

"I killed that Yasuo with Gangplank,he got gotted"
"OMG Master Yi killed me,I got gotted"
"Osama Bin Laden is gotted"

by Lil faggot November 3, 2017

ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018

dirty got

Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down

"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"

by Bean2213 December 2, 2020

The GOT Effect

When a Great show, game or movie ends or becomes really shitty. And the writers/devs careers are ruined.

Even The Last of Us isn't immune to The GOT Effect.

by Unnoticed Micro Prisoner UMP June 24, 2020