March 8th

March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.

She is born on March 8th must have brain damage

by March8thRetards May 11, 2023

Mexican Marching syrup

Tequila

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup

by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023

march 23

people born on this day are addicted to vapes and take specialty at annoying everyone around them

"what do you mean she annoying? didnt you know she born on march 23"

by Swirvyexe September 20, 2023

march 15

the day the most precious people in the world are born. If you’re born on march 15th you have the sweetest soul in the whole wide world and whoever gets to be around you is very lucky.

girl: “my boyfriend was born on march 15” girl: “woah i’m jealous, he must be amazing”

by your mimosa September 22, 2023

March 13th

March 13th is when the most amazing person was born. Choi Beomgyu, a member of a K-POP band or group named TOMORROW X TOGETHER or TXT for short.

"Choi Beomgyu is the best!!!"
"Yeah, he's born at March 13th of 2001!"

by BAMGYUMOA September 23, 2023

March 3rd

Frog appreciation day a day where everyone prays to a picture of the all mighty one kermit the frog praising him as our lord and savior and appreciate frogs

"Hey Tommy its Frog Appreciation day(March 3rd)"
"Shut up you fat cunt"
"Aww":(

by F.lobe October 3, 2023

No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st

Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*

by Novideosbecausewhynot66@gmail. February 5, 2020