Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

January 18

National hug your gay friend day :D

Gay friend: hey it’s January 18, you know what that means!
Other friend: Yep! *hugs*

by Deeznutz_2213 January 17, 2022

16 january

The mayhem day Also known as mayheween the day where pelle ohlin was born

" today is 16 january the mayheween day "

by Ironicluciel May 25, 2022

January 15

The day you show your appreciation to the love of your life, by sending your man to work with a bucket of valentines and ending his work day with dinner and lots of snuggling.

Its January 15th dougie lets get this in.

by $nuggling my nickel January 15, 2021

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

january 11

when the best people are born
they’re amazing

they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time

someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”

by cooleli January 2, 2022