Face-Jacking

When a friend forgets to logout of Facebook, Face-jacking is the art of making them appear to have written hilarious status updates about their own sister, become "fans" of lame things, and "like" anything and everything.

Not to be confused with a botched female circumcision, or jack nasty face

1. Cam: Why does Tim like my status?
Matil: Tim seems to like my status too?
Ben: Why would he like my status, when its just me talking about how good looking i am?

Matil: Looks like classic Face-Jacking

2. Why the hell am I a fan of both 'I hate crocks' and 'I hate the people who hate crocks' ?? Damn Face-Jacking...

by Mad Dweeb November 4, 2009

jack waxer

A male who pleasures himself to excess.

Billy went blind because he is a jack waxer.

Henry was late for work because he spent too much time in the shower waxing his jack.

by zoeema March 24, 2008

horse jack

Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter.

I got horse jacked at the car dealership.

Lisa's hot, I would horse jack that ass every morning.

by elusive007 March 31, 2009

jack knob

douche lord, jack off, fat fuck, shit eater, someone who is an overall rude ass

He called you a 9? What a jack knob!

by madsandtins January 2, 2015

jack thomas

Falls at the mere sight of a nut. An internationally renowned fuck boy. Cannot recognise go compare man.

Fucks sake jack thomas

by Mambeast September 19, 2015

jack downs

Jack Downs is one of the most loyal, funny, amazing, kindest most sweetest person you could ever meet. If he cares about you, he'd take a bullet for you and put you first above any other priority! He has amazing eyes, although he's shy if you get to know him he'll be you're rock and your shoulder to cry on.

He'll never cheat, although he makes mistakes he'll do everything to fix things.

"omg i heard Jack Downs is the most loyal, amazing guy and he's great at licking you out"

by JayJ Jackie January 17, 2017

jack wilkinson

this person is a very sexy dude with a huge dick

wow is that jack wilkinson

by Hollymcclean February 26, 2017