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jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation
Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.
by Tom April 12, 2006
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Jack Hemmings

Jack Hemmings is my dADDY!-and Luke Hemmings (from the band 5 Seconds of summer ) brother.
Jack hemmings is the hotter and better brother.
Coll: i wanna sit on top of Jack Hemmings.
5sosfam: word.
by Dalylabeanxx June 12, 2018
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jack wilkinson

this person is a very sexy dude with a huge dick
by Hollymcclean February 26, 2017
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Face-Jacking

When a friend forgets to logout of Facebook, Face-jacking is the art of making them appear to have written hilarious status updates about their own sister, become "fans" of lame things, and "like" anything and everything.

Not to be confused with a botched female circumcision, or jack nasty face
1. Cam: Why does Tim like my status?
Matil: Tim seems to like my status too?
Ben: Why would he like my status, when its just me talking about how good looking i am?

Matil: Looks like classic Face-Jacking

2. Why the hell am I a fan of both 'I hate crocks' and 'I hate the people who hate crocks' ?? Damn Face-Jacking...
by Mad Dweeb November 4, 2009
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jack waxer

A male who pleasures himself to excess.
Billy went blind because he is a jack waxer.

Henry was late for work because he spent too much time in the shower waxing his jack.
by zoeema March 24, 2008
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jack thomas

Falls at the mere sight of a nut. An internationally renowned fuck boy. Cannot recognise go compare man.
by Mambeast September 19, 2015
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jack knob

douche lord, jack off, fat fuck, shit eater, someone who is an overall rude ass
He called you a 9? What a jack knob!
by madsandtins January 2, 2015
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