O-M-J

Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!

O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!

by CASH $ G G G G G-UNIT! June 03, 2011

N. L. J.

Short for 'Nigger Loving Jewboy".
Originating from the movie 'Mississippi Burning'.
NLJ is the ultimate in verbal insults, and to be used in the event when calling somebody a nigger loving jewboy is inappropriate at the time, like at the bank, or in front of your grandmother.

"Dude, you're such a retard."
"You're lucky we're at work, you N. L. J., or I'd rape your face right now."

by Frank Hotdog November 14, 2006

Donald J Trump

A fucking orange-skinned,bunker chief,retarded ass,pussy president.

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

Person 1: Ever heard of Donald J Trump? Person 2: Yea.

by ;lmv ku yfdhfjxbvbhuje+ September 08, 2020

this cat just j

Popular meme I know on discord with a cat acting stupid with a faucet

Caption: This cat just j! 😹😹

by JTheNintendo August 05, 2021

j-rape

Over-exposing someone to Japanese culture. Often associated with Weeaboos.

Jim: omg I so j-raped tom yesterday.

tom: jim keeps sending me anime clips - i'm being j-raped!

by jraper August 14, 2010

J. Geils Band

A Boston rock band that was popular in the 1970s and early 1980s who had great songs such as "Whammer Jammer", "Give it to me" "Must of got lost", "Detroit Breakdown", "Love Stinks", "Centerfold", and many others. Even though they aren't as popular as they once were, they are still popular in the state of Massachusetts.

The J. Geils Band is one of my favorite bands of all time.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

this cat just j

This statement refers to a very humorous and funny video commonly found in discord servers. The video contains a very funny cat going "nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo" on a sink, this video is a modified version of a gif where a cat drinks water where it is now modified and goes "nyonyo nyo."

People laugh when seeing these jokes.
You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You laugh when seeing these jokes.

You

Funny Friend 1: Haha!! This cat just j video is funny!!!
Funny Friend 2: Hahaha!!!!
You: Hahaha!! This is funny!!!

by eggplantette July 30, 2021