trigger time

1. Expression used to denote how much time an individual has spent firing their weapon.

2. Also used to describe the time a man spends firing his gun in female cavities. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.

Gun = dick

Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun.

"One of the odd things about the Army is how little actual trigger time you get. You carry your weapon around a lot, but aside from periodic qualifications or occasions where it gets entirely too exciting you don’t shoot very much."

"Yo, I wuz gettin' some major trigger time with your ex last week."

by MuhFuh June 15, 2006

Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.

"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."

by Pvt Duct Tape November 18, 2009

penutbutterjelly time

everyone It is time to party. Get up and dance.

Hurry let's go its Penutbutterjelly time.

by Mrs. Ngassa January 20, 2008

metric time

A system of telling time where there are 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours in a day, which makes a 100 000 second day. This is different than the current Imperial system of telling time where there are 86 400 seconds in a day. There are currently no countries that use metric time, but that is likely to change.

person 1:Hey what time is it?
person 2:Oh, in metric time it's 5:94
person 1:wtf?!

by Edmoil December 10, 2008

For real this time

The response you’ll get from your fagalicious, lame-ass friend when you call him out on his habitual moving habit, his frequent magic trick of texting, then dropping his phone and running away and for being bottoms up when ya just really need your Cpt WhaleNuts.

Hey Jon, ya coming?
Yeah, Yeah, I’ll be over in 20 mins with whiskey and wings to get that fuel pump changed..for real this time!

by Chugglenuts January 12, 2019

Prep Time

Time between rounds in a debate where one may either prepare for the next Speech, Cross-Fire, or call for evidence. Prep time for rounds ranges from 2 to 8 minutes in length.

Opponent: "...Therefore, we urge a Con ballot."
You: "We'll be taking Prep time."
Judge: "You have 1 and 30 seconds."
Partner: "No we dont need it."
*Goes up and gives amazing Speech*

by PETERtheGREAT22 February 20, 2013

binjury time

The time of day or night when, after many hours drinking, injury or injurys through falling over, bumping into things or being offensive to someone, is bound to happen.
Should really be spelt "bingery time".

Oooh.
Have to seen that scab on Dave's head? I think it happened in binjury time.

by Ed (snuggles) Brooks October 14, 2005