real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009

I need rock hard dick

I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole

I love rock hard cock and being gay

and a

You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u

by I love my wife gi hun October 19, 2021

why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

Little girls going hard on single ladies

A YouTube video of a group of very young girls dancing erotically to Beyonce's hit song. Responsible for thousands of Chris Hansen victims and controversial video comments.

After seeing "Little girls going hard on single ladies," I have a newfound sympathy for all the victims of Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen.

by Nathan44294 July 5, 2010

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006

Man i Just Cummed so hard

maybe ill do it more later

man i just cummed so hard that i cried

by Rxplanation March 5, 2023

Grab ass as hard as you can september

You have to grab as many girls ass as hard as you can in september.

you have to "Grab ass as hard as you can september"

by Mashallainhalla September 15, 2020