Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off

*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands

by Dank___Daddy August 14, 2018

sig no hands

thing you say when you are really stupid.

Person 1: sig no hands!
Person 2: bruh

by correctopinionhaver April 11, 2021

Hand Dancing

standing with feet firmly planted but arms, hands and in extreme cases fingers gesticulating wildly to the beat of the music. Usually male, hand dancers tend to wear headbands.

Last night the show was packed and I was stuck near a enthusiastic hand dancing kook

by Bud Good August 6, 2009

Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

Scary Hands

Any hand motions performed while wearing a Halloween costume.

She said, "Boo" and busted out the scary hands.

by matt082606 November 2, 2011

Sea Hand

Accidentally ejaculating on your hand making you have Sea hand .

Damn it I have Sea hand/s now!

by Cum_atose October 21, 2019

Hands on Cheeks

A term used to describe any sort of physical intimacy with a woman without providing specific details.

Meeting up with shorty rock later - fixin' to put hands on cheeks bigtime.

by The Riverside Dangler July 25, 2014