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Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.
Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.
by Walters Brew October 28, 2022
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French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl
Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.
by TreeCop March 28, 2024
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French horn

Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.
by Mexican cholo50 October 1, 2019
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That French Shit

by That French Shit December 27, 2020
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French Holy Trinity

by thacheff March 15, 2015
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Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.
"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."
by Splorpy January 23, 2021
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French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.
There goes the French Tuba guy!
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
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