pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict

Oh lord its drunk sheldon

by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020

Bohemian drunk

Being just the right amount of drunk that allows you to pursue, academic or artistic endeavors.

I am so Bohemian drunk. Fuck I can’t even stand, but I can read Karl Marx

by Bigslongman May 27, 2025

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

drunk tan

All around, full body, dark, dirty tan.

That guy Robert got one of those drunk tans.

by chiefwiggims August 4, 2022

pie drunk

When an individual drinks a 40 of vodka, then while leaning on a kitchen counter passes out face first in the apple pie

Wow look how intoxicated he is - he's pie drunk

by Kptnkuku April 18, 2018

Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.

4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh

by ktcoe July 3, 2023