douche lean

Taking the Gangsta Lean one step further by reclining the seat back and twisting your upper body completely to the right like you want to spoon your stick shift.

Yo mah boy was douche leanin so hard he almost crashed cuz he couldnt see over the dashboard.

by JimmyJumpNY December 15, 2011

Douche Blaster

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.

"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"

by Bradley the third December 2, 2009

Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.

Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.

by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010

Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

by Surak July 31, 2007

douche baggerry

acts of a particularly annoying person(s)

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you

by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010

douche-connect

When a player leaves or disconnects from a game / round / raid for no reason right in the middle.

ex1: "Sorry guys gotta go" /groupquits in the middle of a dungeon run, raid, or round of play.

"Wow, what a way to douche-connect"

ex 2: When a player quits a group after the loot they want doesn't drop, so they leave group or fake disconnect.

by Drye November 22, 2010

Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.

"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."

by batmanuelle December 3, 2010