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Burns

Burnett’s vodka. Cheap plastic bottle bunch of flavors shit.

People only buy this because they really can’t afford alcohol but being sober isn’t an option.
“You’ve got a fake, right?”
“Yeah, want me to grab stuff?”
“Just some burns, original tho.”
by LuckyDal September 26, 2020
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Burn Remorse

The act of burning someone real bad, but then feeling kind of bad about it, even possibly trying to retract, or apologize for the joke...
Burn Remorse: nice shoes, you stupid idiot...............actually those are nice shoes, just kidding, I'm sorry. I still like you.
by Moneyhans April 16, 2015
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Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.
Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

Collateral damage

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”
by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020
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Burn it

Simile to “oh yea” or “do it” or saying it to something weird
Person 1: I really wanna go ding dong ditching tonight...
Person 2: Burn it dude
by Call me Beep Me December 30, 2018
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burn

Burn is a British slang term for a cigarette
"Crash me a burn?" - Can I have a cigarette
by TSM_Myth_ March 24, 2021
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Greedy burns

When the pizza is just out of the oven or the chicken is just out of the fryer and you can't wait so you stuff it in your greedy mouth and burn all the inside of it.
I'm so hungry I'll take the greedy burns just to get it in me quicker
by Moonstick July 16, 2022
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Roof Burn

When you all day a girl on the roof of an apartment building until her skin gets burnt.
Hey guys, look at the roof burn steven gave me. Ouchies.
by Senor Toilet October 18, 2008
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