april 12

love yourself and protect yourself

protect urself against men its april 12

by unkown woman April 11, 2021

April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022

April 22

National couples anniversary day

Maya: babe did you know it's our anniversary today?
Callum: omg is it April 22?
Maya:yeah
Callum:happy anniversary my love

by cheese_cake001 April 21, 2024

April 13th

national fuck a friend day!

for example, on april 13th, you would fuck one of your friends and it wouldn’t mean anything!

by milfmommy360 April 12, 2022

April 25th

National attack your worst enemy day!

April 25th you need to come up to your arch nemesis and straight up hit them!

"hello emily.."

"excuse me?"
*attack*

by Isla2012 September 3, 2022

23th of april

National int david day

its the 23th of april:
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
David: :(

by urfatlol April 23, 2021

April 19th

The anti-give money, relief; they owe you money, now

T: “ I don’t make the rules” *show pic that says* “national give someone $10 if they are shorter than you day!”

M: no it’s not. Shows real definition of April 19th

by Low-key dead inside April 19, 2024