EMILY: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG! I COME TO GET COFFEE HERE EVERY DAY! I NEED A NEW ONE, MY MONEY BACK, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GOING TO BE TWEETING ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!
EMPLOYEE: OKAY MISS THAT'S FINE.
*SHE LEAVE*
EMPLOYEE: WHAT A FUCKING EMILY.
EMPLOYEE: OKAY MISS THAT'S FINE.
*SHE LEAVE*
EMPLOYEE: WHAT A FUCKING EMILY.
by JMART.ZZ November 20, 2020
Get the EMILYmug. Remember when you said you love me on the internet when we were 12 years old. Those little things were lifeboats to me when I was lost at sea hoping to kill myself because nobody loved me who was my type and such. I hope we never meet in person because I will never be happy again taking concerta and I feel like I live in nazi germany for that reason your judgmental eyes hate me and erroneously believe yourselves superior by sabotaging my life and I will never succeed in my life for these reasons.
Emily: yeah I thought about that too
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. by emilya329 January 31, 2023
Get the emilymug. emily is the best girlfriend ever. she always see's the positive in life and never leaves your side. You should let her know how much you love her. No matter where u are in life she will always be by your side to give you a shoulder to cry on or give you a round of applause she gets very sensitive when she see's her loved one's in pain and if she ever falls in love with someone u should never let her go. you mean the world to her.
by Granha August 21, 2021
Get the Emilymug. emily is the most energetic person i know, her commitment to things are 110% no matter what and she is so amazing at climbing. i can see emily winning something big!
by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021
Get the Emily breesemug. Emily is the type of girl to really annoy you. She makes you want to throw up at the sound of her name. If I were to describe Emily I would say she’s the type of person to steal your phone while you’re sleeping and not give it back, that’s how annoying she is. However if I can say one positive thing about her it’s that she knows how to act pretty well. Other than that she is just annoying
by Em123ly November 24, 2021
Get the Emilymug. 