Willy touch

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit

Kanye has the willy touch

by willy touch woman September 24, 2021

willy lowman complex

a desire be well liked

guy 1: that guy is a total loser nobody likes him
guy 2: yea nobody likes him because he has a willy lowman complex

by qehdhavdgeg June 11, 2022

willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs’

Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.

by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020

willy-mobbed

a sucker punch or
gang bang

ooooh damn they just willy-mobbed that chick!
did u see him willy-mob dude upside his head?

by archania2012holocaust May 3, 2011

Jasing on a willi-ams

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick

I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.

by PyrozBlazegate March 5, 2021

Bloody Willy

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."

Yo is your ear bleeding?

_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
...
_...

by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019

choch willy

The conventional "wet willy" but.. instead if using spit... the finger is inserted into a wet vagina before going in the ear of the victim.

Holy shit man... I didn't do the dishes and my wife gave me a choch willy!

by thamightywhitey! March 11, 2019