when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas
by RedMoonRising January 21, 2024
Get the Thomas coremug. Thomas Jon Kugler, commonly referred to as "Big-Bad-Blitz," is a towering Caucasian individual with a passion for both weightlifting and the popular video game, Terraria. He is known for his imposing stature, dedication to fitness, and unwavering commitment to building virtual worlds within Terraria's pixelated landscapes. Thomas Jon Kugler's presence in both the real and virtual realms makes him a distinctive character among gaming and fitness enthusiasts.
"His physique and gaming skills are truly Thomas Jon Kugler-esque, making him stand out in both the gym and the virtual worlds of Terraria."
by jomari September 21, 2023
Get the Thomas Jon Kuglermug. A bitch ass hoe con artist that doesn’t pay for his kids broke ass nigger that likes to spend all his money on feeding himself dates a red head bitch that’s ugly as fuck and says she can have kids but she can’t favorites his son over his daughter and left after she was born then came back when he saw that she was going to be better then his son that is taking after him and she is very independent
by Regayboiii April 28, 2020
Get the Thomas brielmug. Noun -
-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought
- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought
- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
by THEAAAAAASSSSS December 11, 2019
Get the Thomamug. a kid who one day says his laptop is his girlfriend, than his dad, than his son, than his wife and then his momo. he is a fuckwit who thinks he can kill a person with his bare hands but can lose to the weakest person in the world to an arm wrestle. he will flinch at anything. he is scared of go karts and says his family is so rich there house is made of marble. this means Thomas is a fucking liar with no life. if you find this Thomas or anyone like him. fucking shank them with a fucking blunt ass spoon till they can barely breath than jump on to them and slam them into the ground and have them choke on his blood.
by masteroakwee April 3, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025
Get the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Enginemug. 