Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.
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