did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

by littleclinty September 14, 2020

rights

what women lack

shes got no rights

by ShreyCantAim July 17, 2020

Rights

Something men have.

Jon: i picked up a book that said Womens rights and put it in the fiction section

Librarian: ...

by Iran69 April 7, 2021

The right to complain

Christopher Hitchens warned not to let people take away your right to complain. When he said it he was talking about Islam specifically but I think it speaks to a broader point about what's happening in society today.

Hym "No. Don't fuckin listen to Matt. He knows and has conceded entirely that he is not fit to be a mustache-man. He lives a life of shame as a disgusting smooth-face and should be treated with nothing but contempt and derision. The right to complain, however, IS fit to be a mustache-man. It is our fundamental right. The CARDINAL right from which all other rights are derived. The conservatives are trying to take that away from you (not in a legislative capacity but a social capacity) with their 'Stop complaining and get back to work, slaves' rhetoric and the Liberals are trying to take that right away ( again, not in a legislative capacity but in a social capacity) with their 'Anti-aggrievement' rhetoric that presupposes the grievances of the under-class that you are allowed not to give a shit about are illegitimate. Reject this blatant and repugnant attack on our rights! I am aggrieved! I have a right to BE aggrieved! And my rights will not be denied!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

right

serendipitously awesome

Example 1--
After a long day, the two friends were craving crawfish so they stopped for a bite.

Friend 1: This meal is so good, I'm so glad we did this.
Friend 2: I know, this is right.

Example 2--
I'm just lookin to get my D wet and that booty is right.

by abrahamthegrey July 19, 2010

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025