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Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
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internet whore

Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.
She is such an "internet whore", she's had Skype sex with three different guys this week!
by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016
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The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Internets poopy!

Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
by Internets poopy! March 1, 2018
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Internet Bitch

Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!

John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.

Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014
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Internet

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.
The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"
by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016
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The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016
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