Sam

Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.

holy shit Sam you fucked Emma

Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite

by yomomsjuggs May 20, 2019

To Sam

Verb.

When you grab a girl by the CHIN and Mack on her mouth only thinking about it 5 seconds before he did it.

He can’t commit though.

To Sam is when you kiss a girl by grabbing her chin & kiss her without thinking about it

by youllneverknowwho September 25, 2021

Sam

A person, a person who I loved for 2 years. He never loved me back. I feel so attached to him because he makes me feel safe. Protected, he makes me feel like I don’t need to care anymore and I can be in the place with him”

I like this guy named Sam

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

sam drake

A man who needs to stop playing cat and mouse with Darcy and just love her already so they can have fun together and enjoy life.

Don’t let a great gal get away Sam Drake

by Darknessgotcha June 9, 2018

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

sams god of war ps4

a boy called sam that really wants a special edition god of war playstation 4 with a controller.

yo i think hes sams god of war ps4

by Josh0786 May 30, 2018

sam

sam is a queer

zoe: "sam is gay"

kai: "we know"

by v is a queer March 10, 2022