Robertaluophobia

The fear of a certain flute player who can't practice, use dynamics, sightread, or take advice on how to play, for the life of them.

"Yeah, i have robertaluophobia! I figured that out when i first joined band and heard celestia play. She won't take the directors advice! She thinks she's good!"

by Gonbee Yamada December 22, 2022

Robert

He’s racist and has a big head

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.

by Zedslo December 22, 2022

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

robertchek

Robert-chek is the man who made the word aglet.

chek the noise a camera makes when it takes a picture or the noise the a shotgun makes when you reload it.

Chek can mean anything you want.

Robertchek.

by John_doe42069 January 5, 2023

Robertsons

Boobs/nipples.
Origin: Boobs→bobs→robertsons

Such big robertsons

by Jsospofi January 20, 2023

Robert

A uber coolio walrus

Me: "Do you like Robert?"

by CirleGuy January 26, 2023

Robert

Robert.

Robert is my dad.

Robert my dad.

by still over January 28, 2023