Retarded Animal Babies 

Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.

"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"

Retarded Animal Babies by Brocko January 13, 2004

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

get retarded by Timmy November 4, 2003

retardical 

A mix between "rhetorical" and "retarded", usually used to describe a rhetorical question that makes no sense.

David, stop asking such retardical questions!

retardical by boysnoggage December 5, 2004

Mensaly retarded 

A person who is extremely intelligent but has difficulty functioning in the real world. Referring to Mensa the organization of people scoring in the top 2% on IQ tests.

He is so mensaly retarded, he can discuss physics but he can't operate a can opener.

Mensaly retarded by AJ Dob November 24, 2004

retar 

something that someone really stupid says

you're a retar...

motherfucker that isnt even a word

retar by Whenanibbaboddomtext July 19, 2016

Retardando 

The slowest retard.

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.

Retardando by failure______________ June 14, 2018

retardedest 

the most retarded, the highest level of retardness

That blexican is the most retardedest person i've ever met.

retardedest by disrespecting foo December 5, 2002