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A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!
Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!
by Moistmeat February 11, 2025
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certified burger

Juulien
That kid Juulien is a certified burger.
by juulien June 17, 2018
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burger queen

gross rival to the amazing MC. FONALDS
person: hey i hate burger queen

your: me to! wanna go fight for the people of mc. fonalds!!
person: ofc besti
by YAS OMG SLAYYYYYYYY March 25, 2021
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wango burger party

a party in which several men (usually gay) make special burgers called wango burgers. the burgers are made by forming 7 lbs of ground beef into the shape of a butt then each man takes turns raping it.

the raped meat is then cooked after the meat has been tenderized and infused with man juice.serve with fruity cocktails and roofies.
a wango burger party are more fun than a triple Asian midget gang bang
by midgetseatlotsoftacoss August 22, 2011
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burger coma

That nap you take after eating a real gormet burger.
I'm about to have a burger coma.
by JimmyJam007 August 23, 2016
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midnight burger

The maist awesomous ae aw podcasts.
Thon Midnight Burger podcast is tge best oot there, eh?
by Nordlebash December 2, 2024
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Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.
I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!
by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020
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