lol job

THe man tells you funny jokes and you try not to laugh while you suck his dick

Guy 1: Dude, totally got a lol job last night from emma
Guy 2: how was it?!?!
Guy 1: Well, i think it was good. I made her laugh, but then she gagged all over me.

by G-zus1234 January 9, 2011

hulk job

a very bad hand job

MARK: dude, she totally gave me a hulk job

TOM: o dude im never hitting that

by micheal fleischman October 3, 2009

Rim job

When sucking a penis, vagina, anus, or other object, the rimmer licks around the edges, teasing the receiver, increasing the desire to come to climax.

When she blows me, Anne gives my cock head a rim job before taking it all in her mouth. Nothing better than a good rim job first!

by Dave720 June 22, 2016

hook job

An everyday loose woman. That is to say, not a professional prostitute. A woman who has slept with more than one male in your circle of friends and still hangs around.

Jane slept with John last night? She slept with Joe last week! What a fucking hook job!

by Dizz Dawg November 23, 2007

Swap Job

The act of giving or receiving a sexual stimulation to the genitalia between two same sex partners. Excludes actual sexual intercourse. Hence the sexual service is swapped for the same service by the participants.

"Why don't you guys just give each other a swap job?"
"I saw two dudes giving each other swap jobs."
"That was the best swap job I've ever had"

by Nam Hoang May 9, 2006

low job

To be discreetly jerked off under a table. (Usually occurrs in public)

Last night while playing spades that slut to my left gave me a baller low job.

by AlaskaFister January 13, 2010

snort job

the sniffing of a penis

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis

by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009