NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY

April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!

Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids

by Bigasseater April 21, 2018

National Grab Titty Day

April 13th.

I only did it because it's National Grab Titty Day

by Aitken April 13, 2018

National fortnite only day

November 5th is national fortnite only day.
The only thing you can do is be a epic gamer and play fortnite. If you don’t play fortnite you are classified as a sinner and will be executed!!!!!!

Epic gamer 1: It’s national fortnite only day
Sinner: ewww I’m not playing that game
Crucifier: you shall sent to hell!!!!
Epic gamer 2: That’s all I play so let’s get in a duo!!!!

by FORTNITE_IS_EPIC November 05, 2019

National Boob Poke Day

On April 13 of every year. Guys get to go poke a girls boob without them getting mad. Reffered to secretely by guys as NBPD

I poked that girls boob today and she couldnt get mad cause its National Boob Poke Day

by Nagd April 11, 2017

National cat calling day

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that

Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

by Yourlocalitalian March 27, 2021

National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats

John: Yo u should eat her pussy today
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!

by Bnvhu October 29, 2020

National dick sucking day

may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)

national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?

by tigerj2001 May 09, 2019