Muffin doodle

by sushimushi24 April 13, 2010

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lemony muffin

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.

If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.

by Mark Quincy January 01, 2012

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Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.

“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”

by yoyo +++ October 22, 2022

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When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.

Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.

by Dack Attack April 11, 2016

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A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

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When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 November 26, 2015

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A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community

Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed

by Crasher.ac1 January 01, 2025

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