the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

Mud Minnow

A little person who only has sex with black men.

"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"

by skunkys August 10, 2023

Mud-Fucker

See back in the day, somebody fucked mud and turned black. That's about it.

What the fuck are you doing you Mud-Fucker.

by Goat-Lord January 12, 2019

The Mud Clam

When a female shits herself and squishes it up between her pussy lips :3

Yeah Karen? You look like you have a raging The Mud Clam right now.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert January 30, 2025

mud

In Hawaii - to defecate, take a dump, etc

Braddah, I'll call you back - I gotta mud.

by poorfool808 May 31, 2018

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021