Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

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Mud Cuppy

A chocolate mud cup cake.

Happy Birthday Louis! Would you like your mud cuppy before or after dinner?

She's gone bonkers because she ate too many mud cuppies.

I thought it was a mud cuppy, but it turned out to just be a cup of dirt.

by Phoebe Nix (Phoenix) October 22, 2008

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Mud queef

A mud queef is the act of projectile queefing fecal matter that has ejected from the anus and rolled Into the vagina.

Big Bertha shit her pants and later mud queefed at the dinner table

by Trish steinberger August 10, 2023

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Louisiana mud

The viscous secretion from an unclean greasy butthole.

I pulled out of chad and my dick was covered in his Louisiana mud.

by TheJuddy March 23, 2017

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Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

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