Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.

You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

…you know the rest…

by Logan hugil March 21, 2025

Mike

Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!

Mike is the best man you’ll ever meet.

by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021

Mike Jenner

Multi-talented, musician

Mike Jenner is a multi-talented person

by Mike Jenner November 24, 2021

Gentle Mike

A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.

Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.

by Dax’s November 24, 2021

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

for the love of Mike

used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.

"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Mikelis

Miķelis is a bad bitch with an earring, he's extremely tall, like out of a SMUT book. He's just a dreamy hunk. He is a hottie, with a beautiful British accent. Not a single girl can turn him down. He is also extremely smart, overall just the best human being in the world. He's so perfect he's almost inhuman. He's the most caring and loving individual in the world, youd be lucky to have him.

Girl: Dude, you are such a Mikelis., Guy: What does that mean?, Girl: Like, the perfect guy.

by balandey April 8, 2025