Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

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muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 November 26, 2015

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A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community

Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed

by Crasher.ac1 January 01, 2025

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"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 23, 2021

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u baguette eating muffin

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1. Someone who impresses others so much that a new name is created for them
2. A nickname for someone who is so massive that you forget their name.

"Hey is that Lil'Muffin?"
"No, that's the adorable little muffin!"

by Lil' Muffin January 04, 2019

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Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.

My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.

by Tiffanylfudge March 16, 2018

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