Arabian mud bath

Where mick let’s his poop dry on his ass and build up for two weeks then pulls it off like waxing his asscrack

Mick does a Arabian mud bath once a month

by Thereaperthatgoesdeeper November 07, 2018

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 02, 2024

mud-kini

A mud soaked bikini. Official uniform for hot chicks at a mud event.

We need a long weekend to get out of control, get a little dirty with some mud-kinis' and stripper poles.

by Kevin Buckley March 07, 2017

Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery

The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again

by Vobden September 01, 2021

Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".

aka, Chocolate Chain, The Circle of Trust

Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.

Slap that Chocolate chain on me one time.

I'm about to let you into the Circle Of Trust. Hard As Fuck.

by NvZbLe May 18, 2017

Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".

Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.

by NvZbLe May 18, 2017

Mud Thruster

When your friend hops on your back buck naked, then you bend over and push their arm (the throttle) forward. Once this happens they let out a solid and aggressive stream of diarrhea and become your mud thruster.

Holy shit, Dave just strapped on his mud thruster, he's primed for takeoff!

by dberothehero May 16, 2023