A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.
That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!
by ThunderBoss October 05, 2014
by dank-o-rank November 07, 2017
by Lady penis lover February 18, 2022
by Ladies legs June 04, 2022
One who cultivates women.
Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.
Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.
by ALDENISSASSY April 08, 2013
This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff April 28, 2018
harry: who's the Grey (or gray) Lady?!
quirrell: the house ghost for ravenclaw, like nearly-headless nick is gryffindor's, the bloody baron is slytherin's, or the fat friar is hufflepuff's, harry my man.
quirrell: the house ghost for ravenclaw, like nearly-headless nick is gryffindor's, the bloody baron is slytherin's, or the fat friar is hufflepuff's, harry my man.
by QWERTY keyboard layout September 30, 2022