This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh
by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024
Get the January 14 mug.the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.
Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met
Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
by datguy_009 December 7, 2024
Get the January 20 mug.In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.
“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”
by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025
Get the January mug.Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.
It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.
It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.
by HildaSimp January 5, 2025
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Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?
Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!
Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!
Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?
Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!
Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!
by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025
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Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?
Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!
Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!
Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?
Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!
Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!
by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025
Get the January 6 mug.January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.
Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.
by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025
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