January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.

Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh

by taco_55 January 22, 2019

January 24 2022

January 24 2022 is when Erick and Jose start to kiss and remember their love for one another.

Today is January 24 2022 let’s kiss!

by FreddyFraz4 January 23, 2022

January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to

by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

23 January

A dick man

-Kyle

23 January

by Haahhahhhaa November 22, 2021

January 15

National kick someone day KICK ANY BISH CORVETTE CORVETTE YOU SEE YOUR WELCOME 😛✨

January 15 is kick a anyone day

by cindydavis69 January 14, 2021

January 24

National BADHATU DAY, I LOVE SO SO MUCH BADHATU. You've helped me through so damn much. I'm so grateful for you. ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY

Me: It's January 24.

Badhatu: OMG IS IT MY BDAY?

Me: No, its NationaL BADHATU DAY WOOO

Badhatu: AWEE TYSM

Me: ILY ILY ILY

by kenma's gameboy and everything June 18, 2022