Rug Job

The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.

Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!

by Golde June 28, 2008

low job

To be discreetly jerked off under a table. (Usually occurrs in public)

Last night while playing spades that slut to my left gave me a baller low job.

by AlaskaFister January 13, 2010

Fizz-Job

Eating a bag of poprocks then preforming oral sex while the poprocks are "popping".

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a fizz-job last night"
"Really?"
"Yea, it felt like an erotic science fair project!"

by GuardNo3 February 19, 2009

Bean Job

Similar to a Blow Job (BJ) but for a woman...either oral or manual stimulation of the clitoris, similar to oral stimulation of the penis.

Michele gets so horny thinking about the bean job from Steve.

by Chase1966 December 28, 2009

prime job

a word that has no definite meaning.
if anything could be used to describe it, it would be something sexual. anything could be used as a description of it, but only sexually.

Heather and Lexi gave me a prime job last night. it was pretty tasty.

Lexi stayed late after swim, she was probably giving coach a prime job.

Everyone knows that Heather was giving Chris a prime job on the back of the charter bus.

by MazinElia October 29, 2007

hulk job

a very bad hand job

MARK: dude, she totally gave me a hulk job

TOM: o dude im never hitting that

by micheal fleischman October 3, 2009

lol job

THe man tells you funny jokes and you try not to laugh while you suck his dick

Guy 1: Dude, totally got a lol job last night from emma
Guy 2: how was it?!?!
Guy 1: Well, i think it was good. I made her laugh, but then she gagged all over me.

by G-zus1234 January 9, 2011