Bad Friend

1.A bad friend is your friend that just becomes your friend to make more, and ditches you in the end (like all my friends ;-;)
2. Your friend ignores you and pretends that you're not friends.
3. A friend who is mean to you all the time and says that "it's just a joke!" Yeah, right.

Example: You know what, Dakota? You're a really bad friend!

by yourleastfavoriteperson March 4, 2019

Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.

Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.

by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019

Fake Friend

A person with a toxic personality, who needs to learn that karma is coming for them.

Ella is such a fake friend! They always got something to say about someone!

We know!

by mxoon March 14, 2019

Friend-shading

The act of shading or talking badly about a close friend, to someone else. Most probably because they're acting stupid.

"Not to be friend-shading, but Lilly was a total bitch yesterday."

by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

Best friend

A best friend is someone that has been here for you since day one. A best friend never leaves your side and is always there through tough times. A best friend never leaves you for a boy. (Or for your ex man behind your back) your bestfriend knows everything about you from your favorite color to your deepest darkest secret. A best friend knows how to make you happy. She/he can always cheer you up when you need it. A best friend knows what you have gone through and can relate. A best friend never leaves you for other girls. But you both know that they are allowed to be friends with other people but always goes to you when they need to talk.

“Wow they are best friends”
“Yea you can tell, they have been friends forever”

by Ariel❤️ June 22, 2018

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

best friend

someone who is loyal to you &’ will always be there for you. they treat you perfect &’ laugh with you. when ur not on good terms they’ll still treat you with respect. they don’t go behind your back &’ switch up. they’ll check in on you all the time &’ do whatever they can to make you happy. just like isabella mccarthy <3

“who’s your best friend?”
“it’s isabella mccarthy duh!”

by hannie11 August 2, 2018