When you first get a facebook, you don't friend many people. A couple weeks later, you friend EVERYBODY. You realize how many of these people you don't know and decide to stop friending or even delete some of them.
by dhfbednchfb March 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Reboundmug. The act of deleting several friends on facebook at once due to not talking, falling out of touch, and the like.
"I just deleted lots of people....buuhh byeee!"
Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.
Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.
by jbjohnso January 21, 2012
Get the Facebook Holocaustmug. When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014
Get the Facebook Jizzmug. One whom talks and flirts with others on the Facebook website. Usually a nobody in real life. More than likely made to make jokes about on the site. Photo usually appears on reddit later in life.
"She is disgusting. Why would she post a photo of herself with her ratchet boyfriend online, and why is it getting so facebook popular?"
"She is a loser in reality, and all those 'likes' and 'comments' just make herself feel better about herself."
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Yeah, everyone is just liking it because she looks like a horse."
"She is a loser in reality, and all those 'likes' and 'comments' just make herself feel better about herself."
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Yeah, everyone is just liking it because she looks like a horse."
by Ermargurd! December 8, 2012
Get the Facebook popularmug. by What_the_hell_was_that January 11, 2013
Get the Facebook Slutmug. 1.The Concept, Idea, or Action of one issuing goodwill on Facebook, or really any other social network.
2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
Example for definition #1:
Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."
Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."
Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
by Mr. Pistachio May 11, 2010
Get the Facebook Diplomacymug. Someone who has no clue about Facebook.
Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.
The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."
Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.
The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."
My mom is so Facebook Tardilicious that I had to post her profile picture for her.
My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!
My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!
by pism February 10, 2010
Get the Facebook Tardiliciousmug.