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Facebook Celebrity

1. A celebrity whom has a Facebook based on his/her life memoirs either written by them or for them. Can be fan based or authentic.

2. A person whom, ambiguously but desperately seeks attention from one thousand plus friends in attempts to have the only kind of fame they will most likely ever get in their lives. They do this by trying to look cool, posting statuses they think are funny but are actually annoying to others, and by starting drama between one or more persons. Also, see "attention whore".
Man, Alisha is such a Facebook Celebrity. She tries so hard to be cool.
Yeah, all the people that like her status are prolly just feeling sorry for her.
by Toilet Launcher January 22, 2012
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Facebook Fib

To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.
Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"

Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010
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Facebook Poke

A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."

"Why's that?"

"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"

"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"

"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"

"Is that what love means to you?"
by TonerBaloner September 23, 2020
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Facebook Happy

When your actual life sucks, but you make it appear it's perfect on Facebook.
Person 1: They are getting a divorce
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy

Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.
by Richie Man September 13, 2016
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Facebook Meerkat

A person that cant help to view what you are typing over your shoulder on Facebook
Gemma: tip tap tip tap tip (typing on Facebook)

Stuart: What you typing?

Gemma: nothing!

Stuart: Becomes a Facebook Meerkat!
by Husky lady March 30, 2010
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facebook trap

When you go on facebook to check something really fast, but as soon as you are about to log out, someone messages you on chat and sucks you into wasting an hour talking to them about nothing.
Guy1: Dude where were you last night? you missed the game
Guy2: Sorry man, I went to check my facebook and I got facebook trapped
by fb junkie September 19, 2011
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Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.
The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.
by invictus2823 April 30, 2011
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