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Facebook Fib

To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.
Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"

Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010
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facebook wait

The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
by norepeat October 2, 2011
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Facebook Raping

When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.

And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D
FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.
by moldylunchbox95 July 13, 2010
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facebook fake

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!
I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!
by don't want to know you February 20, 2011
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Informed by Facebook

Achieving knowledge about your friends or family through Facebook, whether accidental or on purpose, that you otherwise did not know. Such information is almost always upsetting because regardless of the subject, you probably take exception that you were not personally made aware of what you found.
-'Did you hear that your ex is dating some college dude?'

-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'

-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.

-*groan*
by Dr. Flavor November 1, 2009
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facebook panhandling

Someone who makes poor life decisions who take to Facebook looking for hand outs.
After Tobi got her last tattoo she took to Facebook panhandling to pay her rent.
by DirtyRandy April 26, 2017
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facebook mama

A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.
Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!

Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
by THE 3 LETTERS March 10, 2013
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